Big Doug, never misses a game, a loyal Cherry and White, belting out the songs in the Shed.
He is called Big Doug as he is well, big. Prior to all this unpleasantness, Doug was a gentle giant, working at a local storage solutions company. Everyone liked him and he liked everyone. He was active in the local amateur dramatic society usually playing bit parts. Scout Leader, community litter picker, all round good bloke.
Pride of Gloucester.
Now he stinks worse than his mouldy kebab, the lager has long since gone but like all good rugby fans, he isn't letting go, Don't let him get hold of you, it'll bring a whole new meaning to the word SCRIMIDGE.