Meet the Zombies

Using the very best in the business, all our Zombies are supplied by world renowned creator, Clive at Burkbench Designs. Each creation is unique, painted to the highest specification and matched with specially weathered clothing. Our staff inside love messing with your minds, amazing what day release can achieve.

RICHARD AKA DICKIE, HE WAS THE MAN

Dickie here was a bit of a big deal. Latest car, latest phone, string of ladies back to his dockside penthouse. Goes to show you can't take it with you but his outlet store Hugo Boss suit is holding up well.

Roaming the streets for the first time without his face glued to his iPhone, sadly unable to process the world and all it has to offer now, shame really, it used to be quite nice.

Still a ladies man, likes to bite your ears.....

Dickie Zombie
Malcolm Zombie

MALCOLM, ACHIEVED MEDIOCRITY EARLY ON

Malcolm, classic case of done nothing, gone nowhere.

Worked at a supermarket for 24 years, bitten by Shelia who worked on the fish counter.

"Life" hasn't changed much for Malcolm, he still roams the streets collecting long abandoned trollies, don't be like Malcolm.

MURRAY, HELD IS BREATH FOR 3 MINS, NOW HE DOESN'T NEED TO.

Murray, racing home to find his family. His car left the road and ended up at the bottom of the river Severn. He struggled with his seatbelt, struggled with the window and finally drowned just inches from the surface, caught by his shoelaces .If only he had listened to his mother. 

Finally his laces snapped and he floated ashore next to the prisoners. Clearly staying in the water too long, he's now a walking rotting prune.

Murray Zombie
SGT Burnside Zombie

THE SGT, IF HE GETS YOU, WELL TOODLE PIP...

Staff Sargent Dave Burnside. Now former UK Special Forces. SGT Burnside spent 18 years as an NCO in the elite Special Air Service (SAS)

Dave has done lots and been everywhere, a fact that didn't help him when the pilot of the helicopter he was travelling in, hit a power cable, crashed and burst into flames. He was dead before they even hit the ground, reborn as a walking BBQ, very well done.

Trained to kill you with a pencil, seems to have some recognition of previous expertise, avoid him, he'll bite your face clean off your head.

prison OFFICER EDDIE

26 years serving in Her Majesty's Prison Service. Officer Edward Cooper was a well respected member of the team, a proven leader. 

Eddie had been sent to check the UGHQ with a team of Royal Marines, he never made it. Eddie's Land Rover dropped its guts on the road past the Burger King.

Eddie is still pretty fresh, he doesn't stink too bad and he is pretty quick. If he gets hold of you, well, you're f@@Ked.

Eddie Zombie
Graham Zombie

GRAHAM, Popped out for a bite.....

Graham, popped out for a loaf of bread and 20 Benson and Hedges and never went home.

He'd been on a massive bender the weekend before and was still suffering, he hadn't been out, was watching Netflix and didn't even know what was going on.

All he wanted was a bacon sandwich but the bread was mouldy. Never one to cut the nasty bits off, which is a fair shout. A bacon sandwich deserves fresh bread and Heinz ketchup all day long.

Got bitten on his way to the corner shop, now he looks like bacon.